Behold the Kickmen
BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.
- Price:$3.99
- Release Date:7/20/2017
- Developer:Size Five Games
- Publisher:Size Five Games
- Last Updated:9/27/2025
- Steam App Id:529440
Behold the Kickmen
- Windows
- Mac
- Linux
- Steam Deck (Playable)
Steam Charts, Stats, and Live Player Count
At the moment, Behold the Kickmen has 1 concurrent player online and in-game. This is 75% lower than its previous all-time peak of 4 players achieved on 11/30/2024.
Behold the Kickmen Review
Behold the Kickmen has achieved a Steambase Player Score of 78 / 100. This score is calculated from 521 total reviews on the Steam store — giving it a Mostly Positive rating. These are split between 404 positive reviews, 117 negative reviews, and will be updated in real-time as more players leave their feedback. Additionally, Behold the Kickmen has earned a metascore of 58 on Metacritic.
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Behold the Kickmen Price
Behold the Kickmen costs $3.99 in the Steam store as of 9/27/2025. At the moment, it can only be purchased as a standalone game but may be included in future bundles for a discount.
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About Behold the Kickmen
Behold the Kickmen is an Indie, Action, Casual, and Sports game developed by Size Five Games. On 7/20/2017, it was released on the Steam Store by Size Five Games.
It can be played and ran on both Windows and Mac systems. At the moment, it is possible to play Behold the Kickmen on the Steam Deck but some functionality may not be fully supported.
According to Steam’s category system, Behold the Kickmen supports the following features:
- Partial Controller Support
- Family Sharing
- Single-player
- Steam Achievements
From the Steam community, Behold the Kickmen has been tagged with the following user tags:
- Sports
- Football (Soccer)
- Indie
- Casual
- Action
Media & Sceenshots
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Related Packages
Behold the Kickmen is referenced by 1 package in the Steam Store.
| Name | Price | Actions |
|---|---|---|
| Behold the Kickmen | $3.99 | View |
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Soures & References
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Behold the Kickmen data has been sourced from:
- Valve Corporation. (2025, September 27). Behold the Kickmen on Steam. Steam Store. https://store.steampowered.com/app/529440
- Valve Corporation. (2025, September 27). Behold the Kickmen. Steam Community Hub. https://steamcommunity.com/app/529440
- Metacritic. (2025, September 27). Behold the Kickmen for PC Reviews. Metacritic. https://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/behold-the-kickmen
- Size Five Games. (2023, July 18). Behold the Kickmen. Behold the Kickmen. http://www.sizefivegames.com